What Spam Looks Like:

Tuesday, April 27th, 2010

I know you other garden bloggers get the fucking annoying fabulous spam that I do… probably even more.

Feel free to share your favorites… here are some of mine.

1) There’s the mildly annoying, possibly harmless – but still spam:

federalgrantconnection.org/
info@federalgrantconnection.org
174.131.38.99

Submitted on 2010/01/08 at 9:29am

Very good article, I’m glad to be a reader.

2) Then there’s the obvious plug for their own blog or business… with nothing really contributing to the dialogue:

lowest-rate-loans.com
lilypeterson41@gmail.com
194.44.169.179

Submitted on 2010/04/07 at 6:08am

I propose not to hold off until you get enough amount of money to order goods! You can just get the personal loans or just auto loan and feel yourself fine

3) With my lovely blog name, I get all kinds of fun sexual comments:

allison@squirttechnique.com
173.234.121.182 (more…)

2 wet 2 work

Tuesday, April 27th, 2010

It’s too wet to work today. Plus, yesterday I picked up some wet burlap and my back decided to take a vacation from holding up the rest of my body. It’s works out ok, as it’s raining out and there is plenty of trashy tv to watch paper work to be done.

Including some designing…..

So, I’ll work on that until the wisteria drys off…

Earth Victory Day

Wednesday, April 21st, 2010

Happy Earth Day everyone!

Earth Day, Halloween and Valentine’s Day are my favorite holidays. Well, those and any holiday that includes giving me lots of gifts, too. But today is Earth Day, and it’s cause for celebration! This month, I’ve noticed an out pour of interest in Victory gardens, from my client’s, friends, neighbors and even my sister – wanting to get a veggie garden going for the little sprout in her growing belly. I’m not sure if it’s this weather, the rise in vegetable prices or the fact that veggie gardening is in, but it seems to be the buzz right now. It’s so exciting to hear people not only interested in growing vegetables but actually going through the steps to learn how to do it.

During WW1 and WW2 the US Government initiated Victory Gardens as a way to provide for your family and help the war effort. Luckily, I have some of the relics from that era, a war ration book that was my grandmother’s and a Burgess garden catelogue from 1944. These are a few of my little treasures that show me of how intrinsic gardening is to our lives as a nation. Both relics are fabulous and full of American history, with simply wonderful phrases like, “If you don’t need it, DON’T BUY IT”.

I take them out from time to time and always find myself feeling nostalgic for a era I never experienced. Just something about simple, basic gardening, growing food for your family, and enjoying making a small difference – from the ground up. This to me is a wonderful reminder of how important Victory gardening is, and how we have the earth to thank.

People Mag. Interview with the Dirtiest Celeb of Them All! (me, duh.)

Friday, April 16th, 2010

Make sure to check out the June/July issue of People StyleWatch Magazine featuring an interview with me about the latest trends in gardening!

There was laughter… tears… and a whole lotta gossip about “what’s hot” in the garden and “what’s not”!

And yes, while doing the interview, I felt like a celebrity.

A really dirty, not so rich, celebrity.


Ingrates in the Garden

Friday, April 16th, 2010

Dear Lemon Verbena:

Why are you acting like such an as$hole? Last year I potted you in that new terra cotta pot, in the sunniest spot in the garden. You kind of grew, but nothing to blog about. Then this year I have fertilized the shit out of you AND given you lots of water. Now you put out these miserable little shoots that, quite frankly, don’t do a whole lot for me.

Please advise, Jenn

Dear Bean:

I understand it’s tough out there in the garden world. Coming out of your shell, so to speak, can be a rough one. But I’ll kindly ask you to perk up and show a little respect – or you’re compost, pal.

Regards, Jenn

Dear Tree Dahlia:

First off, I want to thank you for your profusion of growth last year. You managed to kill the cerinthe, yarrow and sweet peas that were planted with you. Bravo. And I thought nothing of your massacre since I was assuming it would follow with some amazing blooms – but you know what happens when you ASSuME.

xoxoxJenn

Frog Findings

Friday, April 9th, 2010

There is a small gated community in Half Moon Bay called Ocean Colony. There you will find a huge golf course, said to be nice – but nothing I would know about due to the fact I can’t stand golf. Namely, men in ill-fitting shorts. In Ocean Colony you will also find a plethora of frogs! When we garden there, I also ways have to do a little sweep of the working area, so as not to smush these little green companions.

Here is our latest findings.

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Vote for Me!

Tuesday, April 6th, 2010

Yes, this is a completely gratuitous post!

I’ve been nominated for the SF Gate’s Best of the Bay List under landscape design.

Ahhhhhh yaaaaaaahh!

It takes just a few clicks to help your girl out. Scroll to the lower section of the page and Vote under Wildflower Farms, por favor.

Vote Here!

What's Going On

Sunday, April 4th, 2010

I’ve been feeling like there is too much going on in the garden right now to pick one thing to post. The veggies in my planter box are all sprouting and looking fabulous, albeit a bit smushed together. My propagated plants are very happy, especially now that the rain has subsided and they can breath a little more. The succulents in particular were getting stifled from the constant rain. My wildflower seeds in pots are all up; Cal. poppy, borage, lupine, sweet peas, etc. And my little fruit trees are showing signs of being very happy. The fig is in fruit and the dwarf peach is all done flowering, which I pretty sure the bees hit this early Spring.

Here are some other things going on in the garden:


Sprout, Queen of the deck garden.


I love this type of columbine. It’s planted in a medium terra cotta pot, with plenty of peat moss mixed in the planting soil. I love the fluted royal purple petals it puts out. Very simple and understated. Below is a little greenhouse I made years ago, housing some holy basil and italian basil. (more…)