I tried to think of a better, more clever title for this post. But couldn’t. This is a finger puppet on a shrub.

I was walking down Burlingame Avenue and saw this rare specimen of Finger Puppet Shrub – or ‘Finguarius puppettus shrubus’. Although I was in a food coma from the awesome Burmese restaurant down the street, I still managed to be an on the spot photographer and capture these amazing shots.

The humor of this sighting was not lost on me, and I’ve determined it’s from one of two things:

A) A child was playing with it, walked by the shrub, put it on said shrub, and walked away.

B) It’s the result of some weird sexual game.

You decide.