Alcatraz: a garden on lock-down!

Tuesday, March 6th, 2012

Really? We’re seriously going to Alcatraz?”

This was my asshole response when my boyfriend suggested we head to the City for some tourist-y activities. His brother was here for a few days to attend my drunk-fest birthday party over the weekend and stayed a couple extra days to check out SF. As an SF native, my initial reaction to doing the Pier 39-Fisherman’s Wharf-Lombard-bullshit is usually utter annoyance. It’s windy, there are annoying tourists and I’ve been schlepping to those places ever since I was in utero. Pre-utero. Ever since my parents were in utero… or something. You see, both sides of my family were born and raised in SF (North Beach, Butcher Town, Alemany) – a bunch of real hardcore Italian, Portuguese, Swedish SF-ers, who showed my sister and I how to do SF right. Osso bucco and Irish creams at The Gold Spike. Free Shirley Temple’s at almost any Italian restaurant in North Beach since my Grandma knew the owners. And eating the hell out of a “cable car sundae” for my birthday at Ghirardelli Square (I always ordered mint chip, chocolate, and strawberry ice cream. The sides are the chocolate cable cars, and I ate those cable cars until they melted in my kung-fu grip – never sharing).

So ya, I know San Fran… and have also inherited the been-there-done-that attitude that comes with a Bay Area upbringing.

But I hadn’t been to Alcatraz in a million years and wanted to mostly see the garden renovation that has been going on. Alcatraz has the coolest history, with some amazing past and present infamous inhabitants.

Al Capone. Frank Morris. John Paul Scott.

Agave attenuata. Blooming Muscari. Bearded Iris.

The wind must have blown the smug right off me because once there, I was enamored with the present day inmates… succulents like Sedum, Agave, and Echeveria thrive on that windy rock. The “prisoners gardens” were immaculate. Growing wild and full, but well tended and tidy. Beautiful and sprawling clusters of California poppies, Alyssum, red Pelargoniums and Kniphofia grew in abundance. Dripping off the terraced walls were hot pink ice plant and large sweeps of native ferns.

Touring the buildings and grounds was fascinating, and most of it I completely forgot about since the last time I was there. Here are some pics:

Go and check out “the rock”… even if you’ve been there before!

And to volunteer in the gardens, go here!

fall equinox… talk dirty to me.

Thursday, September 22nd, 2011

Today is the Fall Equinox (9/23/2011), an Equinox occurs twice a year when the Earth’s axis is tilted neither away nor towards the Sun. In garden terms (given there are no natural disasters where you live), your garden looks good. Probably a bit tired from the Summer’s bloom, but still full and spotted with color from the remaining mild weather. Rain and cold haven’t put it to sleep quite yet, and you still have enough time to get those last Winter veggies in the ground before turkey day.

*I l o v e this time of year.

If this time of year was a man, I’d marry it. I find myself writing “Fall” over and over on my notebooks. My papers are doodled with, “Mrs. Jennifer Fall. Mrs. Jenn Fall. Mr. & Mrs. Fall.” Let’s just say if Fall was porn, I’d be subscribing to “Deciduous Studs xxx” and having a grand old time. Yep, me and Fall are getting pretty serious.

Botanically speaking, my garden is rather schizophrenic this month. On the Coast, we had a heat wave and frost in Feb, a cold summer, and the sun is just now warming up our sea-salt-soaked bones. My lavender plants have just been sheared back from their summer blooms, the annuals are filling out and flowering, but my roses, salvias and poppies are spent. Generally gazing over the whole garden, it doesn’t look bad, but not as full and flowering as was last year.

Ah well.

In my recent nursery trips, I was able to procure some fabulous black bearded iris, black calla lilies, black poppies and black pansies. As you may or may not have guessed, I’m really into planting black flowers right now. Maybe it’s my mood from the shorter days and the darkness descending, maybe it’s Halloween inspired, or maybe I just like black. Either way, it’s Fall and I’m primed for the season!

What are the Fall plans for your garden?

Where’s the party at?

Monday, April 11th, 2011

Here is my interpretation of snails at a rave.

(Brought to you by us propagating succulents and grasses, and scraping off the clusters of asshole snails off each one gallon, plastic container. I can’t express how revolting it is to feel snail goo imbedded in your finger nails, before 10am. Ungodly.)

Feeling so clicky

Monday, October 25th, 2010


I’m feeling really clicky today…

Here are a handful of my most cherished lovelies at the moment… take a peak and let me know what you think! xoxo

Love Beans……………..

Leather Journal….

The Inside Out Project…

Very Halloween chic!

Take your pick………………..

Pretty!

Love using these for jobs…

Kicking the Art of French Cooking’s Ass

Thursday, October 14th, 2010

Dinner last night came partially from my amazement that I had never tried a Julia Child recipe, and partially from being completely in lust with all the fall fruits and vegetables. (No, I don’t feel strange for lusting after root crops or the like.) What’s not to be inspired by?

Here, I’ll say it  s l o w l y…

one hardback “Mastering the Art of French Cooking” book

onions

brown eggs

butter

fresh cheese

spinach

sea salt

champagne

mission figs

warm strawberries

champagne

grapes with seeds

champagne

some other stuff but you get the point.


Needless to say it was delightful. Soupe à L’oignon Gratinée and a Quiche  were served with local, fresh fruit.

Carla (celebrity blogger) enjoying (or at least pretending) French Onion Soup.

Here is my favorite fork, stolen from the Palace Hotel in SF. Long story.

Ah, the champagne cork. An old friend.

Cheers! Go out and eat the season as much as possible before it gets cold!